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If there's any justice, Tim Burton's grandson will one day film a lovingly campy biopic about director Uwe Boll. Heir apparent to Ed Wood, Boll follows up 2003's "House of the Dead" with yet another incoherent video game adaptation. Paranormal detective Edward Carnby (Slater) represses memories of an orphanage trauma as he travels the globe collecting mystical chotchkies and fighting poorly-lit bad guys. When his fellow orphans start disappearing, Carnby and his scientist girlfriend (Reid) team up to battle bargain-basement CGI terror dogs. The monsters are somehow tied to an extinct Indian tribe, but you'll be too busy groaning at Reid's phonetically sounded-out science talk or the ridiculously inane opening crawl to care.

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Available on Running time 96 minutes. Originally from United States, United States, Canadian, German.

Cast and Crew

Genres
Supernatural Horror, Private Eyes, Action-Thriller, Adapted from a Game, Mad Scientists, Adoption & Orphans, Occult
Screenplay
Elan Mastai, Michael Roesch, Peter Scheerer
Cast
Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Matthew (Matt) Walker, Will Sanderson, Darren Shahlavi, Karin Konoval, Ed Anders, Frank C. Turner, Mark Acheson, Craig Bruhnanski, Kwesi Ameyaw, Catherine Lough Haggquist
Cinematography
Mathias Neumann
Director
Uwe Boll
Music
Bernd Wendlandt
Other
Tim Richardson, Richard Schwadel, Tania Richard, Martha Livingstone, Tink
Producer
Shawn Williamson, Boll KG Prods., Lions Gate Films

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